RAJNIKANTH Our living HERO
>> LOL: His email ID is gmail@rajinikanth.com
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>> ● When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. He is
>> pushing the earth down.
>> ● There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures
>> that Rajinikanth allowed to live.
>> ● Rajinikanth can divide by zero.
>> ● Rajinikanth can judge a book by its cover.
>> ● Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
>> ● Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.
>> ● Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are
>> today called giraffes.
>> ● Rajinikanth can make onions cry.
>> ● Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognises
>> the element of surprise.
>> ● Rajinikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost.
>> ● Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
>> ● Rajinikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because
>> revenge is a dish best served cold.
>> ● Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there is no sign of
>> life there.
>> ● Rajinikanth doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the
>> speed of Rajinikanth.
>> ● When you say ‘no one is perfect’, Rajinikant takes this as a personal
>> insult.
>> ● Google won’t find Rajinikanth because you don’t find Rajinikanth;
>> Rajinikanth finds you.
>> ● Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep.
>> ● Rajinikanth calls Voldemort by his name.
>> ● Rajinikanth is so fast, he can run around the world and punch
>> himself in the back of the head.
>> ● Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
>> ● In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could
>> use to kill you, including the room itself.
>> ● When Rajinikanth is asked to kill someone he doesn’t know, he shoots
>> the bullet and directs it the day he finds out.
>> ● Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
>> ● There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajinikanth lives
>> in Chennai.
>> ● Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it.
>> ● Rajinikanth kills two stones with one bird.
>> ● Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.
>> ● Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.
>> ● Rajinikanth can drown a fish.
>> ● Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs.
>> ● Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
>> ● Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.
>> ● The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until
>> Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.
>> ● Rajinikanth can build a snowman out of rain.
>> ● Rajinikanth can watch the show 60 Minutes in 20 minutes.
>> ● Rajinikanth will attain separate statehood in 2013.
>> ● Rajinikanth did, in fact, build Rome in a day.
>> ● Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano.
>> ● Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.
>> ● Rajinikanth gave the Joker those scars.
>> ● Rajinikanth once warned a young girl to be good “or else”. The
>> result? Mother Teresa.
>> ● Rajinikanth electrocuted Iron Man.
>> ● Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.
>> ● Rajinikanth puts the ‘laughter’ in manslaughter.
>> ● Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge.
>> ● Rajinikanth can handle the truth.
>> ● Rajinikanth can teach an old dog new tricks.
>> ● Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water
>> with his own rage.
>> ● The last time Rajinikanth killed someone, he slapped himself to do
>> it. The other guy just disintegrated. Resonance.
>> ● Rajinikanth can lick his elbows.
>> ● Rajinikanth once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him
>> blink.
>> ● Rajinikanth does not get frostbite. Rajinikanth bites frost.
>> ● Rajinikanth got his drivers licence at the age of 16 seconds.
>> ● The statement “nobody can cheat death”, is a personal insult to
>> Rajinikanth. He cheats and fools death everyday.
>> ● Rajinikanth can give pain to painkillers and headache to Anacin.
>> ● Rajinikanth knows what women really want.
>> ● Time and tide wait for Rajinikanth.
>> ● As a child when Rajinikanth had dyslexia, he simply re-scripted the
>> alphabet.
>> ● Rajinikanth doesn’t need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from
>> the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the
>> earth rotates.
>> ● Rajinikanth’s brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhary’s.
>> ● Rajinikanth doesn’t shower. He only takes blood baths.
>> ● To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Rajinikanth.
>> ● The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Rajinikanth’s fist.
>> ● Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajinikanth,
>> there is no other way.
>> ● Rajinikanth doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and
>> the other nine faint out of fear.
>> ● Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to
>> the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered
>> Rajinikanth”.
>> ● Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth’s leg. After five days of excruciating
>> pain, the cobra died.
>> ● Rajinikanth is a champion in the game hide--seek, as no one can hide
>> from Rajinikanth.
>> ● Rajinikanth proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs
>> an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can
>> provide the reaction.
>> ● Rajinikanth is a weapon created by god to use on doomsday to end the
>> world.
>> ● Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet
>> that Rajinikanth is on.
>> ● Rajinikanth does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out
>> of sheer terror.
>> ● When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the world economy.
>> ● Rajinikanth is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of
>> tennis.
>> ● Rajinikanth’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
>> Basketball player: I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hrs… can u..??
>> Rajnikanth: enna rascala… How do u think the earth spins…?? :) mind it!
>>Some magicans can walk on water, Rajnikant can swim through land.
>>Rajnikant once wrote his autobiography. Today that book is known as “Guiness book of world RECORDS”.
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